The LOO experience :P

World's BEST restaurant bathrooms!
There was a show on that!!
On discovery, travel and living!
Cool eh? :P
Oh well yes it was. Amusing more like. Slightly disgusting though, but I had NOTHING better to watch.
The countdown started from 10. Now I only started watching it when they were on no.7
You will have to excuse my sucky memory, about the names of restaurants, but I'm gonna try my best.

No:7
Morimoto's sushi restaurant
location: I don't remember
famous for: hygienic hands free bathroom experience.

Apparently Morimoto wanted to gift his customers the joy of visiting a bathroom and experiencing an absolute hands free loo !
Complete with high tech bathroom plumbing, starting from self flushing toilets, that sense your body heat when you sit on the pot and allow you to relieve yourself, after which they automatically flush themselves on sensing the loss of body heat on its surface! The taps sense the presence of your hand under them and allow you to wash your hands. They even shut down automatically. And then there are the hand driers. No surprises here...they are automatic as well!!
Really hygienic! You don't have to touch, ANYTHING!
Now you may get back to to your sushi.
Oh, and by the way, there are no doors to the loo. Because you don't wanna touch the door knob and get your hands dirty after that hygienic experience, right?! ;)

Lets move on!
No:6
Cafe BLUE
Location: somewhere in USA
A loo that has see through doors and walls made of glass!
Absolutely transparent!! And guess what...its unisex!
Kinky??? Absolutely NOT!
If you fear to visit such a bathroom, it means you have missed the switch right next to the door of the loo....no prizes for guessing the size of this switch!
Anywho, when you switch it on, the doors and glass walls of the loo, fog up!
Thus making it blurry and preventing anyone to catch you off guard in a compromising position!
Now if you miss the switch coz you are just too drunk...whoopsy! Too bad! :P :P

no:5
I don't remember the name of the restaurant, but its located on a cruise!
A loo that has two way mirrors for doors.
Now you wanna be sure that no one walks in on you while you are making your deposit?
Guess what?!?! you can spy on people while you are inside the cubicle!!
You can look at them! But they can't look at you!
How cool it that!??
So while you relieve yourself, you can actually snigger and chuckle at the unsuspecting people outside, using your door as a mirror!
now that's creative thinking!

no:4
a club called XL
Don't remember where it is!

They have unisex urinals!
With a LARGE aquarium placed right above the urinals for an underwater experience while you pee yourself to glory!
It's for people who aren't afraid to flaunt their stuff in front of men or women! Because anyone can use it! Even homosexuals! wow! Bold!
The owner thinks it's a good hangout place for young people!
You know...cool people...fascinating aquarium...good music...its all good! :P
Oh and some dude was sweet enough to bring his mom to have a look see herself at the infamous loo! why??? Because she LOVES aquariums!! DUH!!
Those poor fishes! :P

no:3
The best outdoor picnic bathroom is located at this small town in south KOREA.
now this is my favorite! I kid not!
So what will people do when they go outdoors to have a small picnic with friends or family at the top of this hill and they suddenly feel the need to do their business when nature calls??
'jhaadi ke peeche' we might suggest, but the mayor didn't want to spoil the beauty of the park! He wanted a public urinal set up, before they hosted the 2002 world cup. Because hey! They don't want to get embarrassed internationally for not having a good public urinal! I agree with the fellah!
Enter FIREFLY bathroom! :D :D
Firelfy, because fireflies like to live in clean environment! And so do koreans!
It's huge! The loo I mean.
As soon as you enter, you have a 'meeting area', complete with plenty of wooden benches and plants and fresh air! It's for people to hang out! Or hikers to use it as a meeting point! Whatever! :D
They even have vending machines! You could actually a small little picnic right here!! Or drink tea or coffee! It's the mayor's genuine wish to make peeing, a complete well rounded 'fun' experience!
Now lets enter the loo area!
Bathrooms for the gents consists of urinals that are strategically placed right under the windows just so that you can enjoy the view while you pee!Now that's really considerate!
And because they don't want the ladies to feel left out, they have ultra high tech pots, that have plastic toilet seat covers that change themselves on the press of a button! Oh and they even clean for you, after you are done! :P
Now if THAT wasn't enough, they have a small speaker right next to you that plays soothing sounds of the nature in case you want to drown out unwanted noises that may emerge from you in the process ! :P
Ain't that thoughtful!!?
Yes, this is my favorite loo!

No:2 (:P :P :P no:2!!)
Yeah so moving on!
This loo is at a club called Twilight.
location: now I missed that, coz I had some business to do! :P
So anyway.
Apparently, the most happening part about this club is not the food, or the hot crowd or the dance floor or even the bar (which, by the way, has some really hot shirtless men as bar tenders) but it is...wait for it...... their BATHROOMS!!
I'll tell you WHY!

This loo, is a place that is believed to be a place for people to meet up and make new friends or boyfriends or lovers or whatever.
Get this.
They have video cameras set up in the bathrooms.
For what joy, you ask?? So that the gents can watch the ladies in their loo!
There are monitors set up in each of the bathrooms. So that that the women can see the men in their loo as well!!
It's a way for singles to meet or to 'break the ice' ! You know how shy singles can be if they have to go up to someone and just buy them a drink!!!
But here, they can exchange numbers, do a strip tease number or even flash!
Wow!
That IS a cool place! :| :| :|
Now you know why it is so much more popular than the club itself!

*takes a deep breath*

NO:1
*restaurant Expedition
location: Moscow.
*drum roll*
This is the only restaurant in the world that has a spa for a bathroom!
Rules of visiting this place.
1. Visit the bathroom.
2. Eat the food.
3. Pay the bill.

After a 2 hours bathroom spa experience, complete with sauna baths, herbal massages and a cold shower, you finally get to go have dinner!(reindeer stew! eeww! )
Because when you visit the Expedition, you HAVE to'experience' the Expedition!
Oh and extra 150 dollars for the spa experience!!

SO there you go!!!
The ultimate LOO experience awaits you!

13 quacks:

Anindita said...

Hehe.. I caught some of the loos in the show... Very amusing and errr... I'm at a loss for words... :D :D :D

Hyperactive maniac said...

:P :P :P

Scribblers Inc said...

o_O

Poppy Shame....

Scribblers Inc.

masoom said...

i study toilets...so i'm going online and trying to catch the show.then maybe i can make my toilets more fun...call them toy-lets instead!:)

Hyperactive maniac said...

haha! toy-lets!!!

Anurag said...

ewww....gross...

btw how come they didn't show any Indian toilets :P..I mean some of them hv been modernized :D

And to make it more "grosser"...Did they show Harpic being used ?? :D

Hyperactive maniac said...

the idea was to show showcase 'world's best restaurant bathrooms' not 'world's most disgusting bathrooms!'
Indian loos, better known as 'sandaas' doesn't qualify! :P

Vaudevillian said...

years of youtube gyaan has taughten me within ten seconds of entering any korean/chinese/japanese public toilet the whole toilet floor either gets raised above all the four walls surrounding it or turns into a mini floating toilet being dragged by a speed boat on the sea including of course the toilet go-er in a, ahem, compromising position not to mention ending up on their local freaky tv show.

masoom said...

whats so gross about toilets..??it'd be gross perhaps, if there weren't any toilets in existence!toilets are written off too easily and looked down upon too much..they deserve credit too...do you have any idea what a hassle it is to design a toilet?

what would you, my friends do without a toilet?respect it, bow down to it, say thank you once a while :)

Hyperactive maniac said...

i love the bathroom at no.3 !!!
i've mentioned that!
cameras in a bathroom IS gross!
and yes i love bathrooms! clean bathrooms that is! :D
and i hate the idea of a unisex public bathroom!! >_<

Mystique said...

hehe.
btww i'm in love with your template, where'd you get?

Hyperactive maniac said...

gracias!
but template source is a secret!!
:D

masoom said...

thy shall update RIGHT NOW or risk losing my faithful readership.excuses shalt not be lent a ear to.

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