I happily hogged on my chocolate truffle (yummmmmmm….) and spoke to my friends in monosyllables with mouth full of chocolate cream. They teased moi but little did I care….i luuurve chocolate truffle……

I was standing in front of a shop, which had mannequins stationed outside and I was standing next to one while still hogging.

Suddenly I feel something around my waist and then something touch my ….ahem…rear..!

My friend guffawed…..and doubled up with laughter….

Startled, I turned to see what happened….I was confused and nothing quite registered coz I only saw a kid running away…..

But my friend was kind enough to end my confusion and supply me with an explanation…..rather loudly!

“THAT KID JUST KISSED UR ASS!!”

Enough said!!

p.s: for those who are curious, the kid was a girl….must be 5-ish …..now don’t ask me why she did it…..I HAVE NO FRIGGING CLUE!! my friend added that the kid prolly mistook me for a mannequin...whatever!