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5 years ago
Jai Hanuman!
Yeah so I was ultra fucking bored today! couldn't go to work, as trains were not working!
rains! rains!
So sat at home all day, flipping channels on TV again!
Jai Hanuman on sony.
hmmm.....perhaps I should watch!
Before I start, I DON'T intend to hurt anyone's religious sentiments!
This post is only to poke fun at how BADLY Indian television directs mythological serials!
I do respect the Ramayana and Mahabharata!
Only I think they are best within the pages of the Bhagwad Gita and not to be commercialized on TV! and this is why!
Scene#1
(you guys better know shudh hindi!)
Shurpneka(sister of Raavan) approaching (what only she assumes is seductive) seductively towards innocent and meditating Ram in the water.
*starts clanging her bangles to get his attention*
*he opens eyes and she smiles*
"Aye tapasvi, tum kitne sundar ho! main tumhe dekhkar dhanya ho gayi"
*he opens eyes and she smiles*
"Aye tapasvi, tum kitne sundar ho! main tumhe dekhkar dhanya ho gayi"
"Tumhara parichay?"
"Mujhe pehechana nahin?? Main tumhaari premika hoon, priyamwar! Kabse tumhaare apeksha kar rahi thi! "
*bites lips and bats eyelashes*
*bites lips and bats eyelashes*
"Parantu, main tumhare liye yogya purush nahi"
"Parantu tum ho kaun?"
*bats eyelashes and throws 'come hither' looks at him*
"Kahaan milega!!! Main jaoongi uske paas!"
scene #2
Shurpneka checking out a rather hairy lakshman cutting a tree.
"KAUN HO TUM!???"
"main ek sundari hoon!! aur tumhaari premika!! mujhe pehechaana nahi?? mujhe apni baahon mein le lo and meri is mann ke chanchal aag ko bujha do!!"
*bites lips and fixes hair*
*bites lips and fixes hair*
hairy lakshman is alarmed
"Parantu main parayee kahaan??? Main to tumhaari hoon priyatam! Mujhe saman lo apni baahon main! main tumhaare saath swayamvar karna chaahti hoon!"
"Kyaa??? Swayamvar???"
Shurpneka starts feeling up hairy lakshman's hairy chest
"BHAIYAAAAAAAAAA MERI RAKSHA KARO!!! BHAIYAAAAAA!!"
Shurpneka running behind him, singing
"Priyatamm!!! Ooh Priyatamm!!"
"BHAIYAAAAAAAAAA MERI RAKSHA KARO!!! BHAIYAAAAAA!! BHAIYAAAN!!! MERI RAKSHA KARO!!
""PRIYATAAMMM!!! RUKH JAO PRIYAATAMM!! KAHAAN JAA RAHE HO!! giggles
I changed channels after that!
enough seen!!
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14 quacks:
very hilarious rendition!! i already like the horny chick :P :P
Its still better than the K serials...atleast the people run..hopefully not in slow motion!!:P
Scribblers Inc.
Hairy laskhman runs to bhaiya for comfort!
Only happens in India! :D
@dita
'laskhman' indeed! :P
@ mithun
hell yeah!
entertainment at its best! :P
hehe .. guess what ... i had just saw that in panjabi ... :D ... and u dont want to see that in panjabi !
parantu saraasar anyaaaay hai yeh!
aaj ke kaal mein ayesi kanyaon ki kitni bhi apeksha kar lein, ayesa parinaam to katay nahi aataa
parichay poochhnaa to chhodo, hamein toh priyataamon ki poonchhein bhi praapt nahin hoti !
Shurpneka checking out a rather hairy lakshman cutting a tree
hairy lakshman is alarmed
Shurpneka starts feeling up hairy lakshman's hairy chest
Hairy laksman starts running
Shurpneka running behind him
tantric hormonal oversupply, circa 7 BC
hah priceless.
Drat! If only there had been a beach nearby! It would've been a perfect scene from Suryavanshi Baywatch.
@ Suryavanshi Baywatch!!!
ROFLMAO!
@ metrosexual monk
scene#1
*hetrosexual mink looking for her priyatam bumps into not so innocent metrosexual monk*
"prrriiyatam!! tum kahaan ho priyatamm!?? prriyaatamm!"
*metrosexual monk checks out hetrosexual mink and whistles*
"how you doin?!" *winks*
*heterosexual mink alarmed*
"tumhaara parichay??"
"i can be your priyatam!! or whatever you want me to be!"
*heterosexual mink starts running*
"swaami!!! meri raksha karo swaami!!"
*metrosexual monk running behind her*
"priyataamm!!! ohhh priyaataam!!"
;) ;) ;)
all in good fun!
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You know something:- India and USA have different definitions of cleanliness.What we call as Holy Varanasi might not appear,well..hygienic to the americans.So,you see- these serials are all functions of time.The world,when they were directed,wanted it to be like that.Media has ALWAYS served the kind of information/entertainment world asks for.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROFL :) I need to rent this!
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